Matt: I don’t think Emma likes being too into yourself. I don’t think it’d be up your street.
Emma: Yeah, I was thinking more I don’t want to be staring into each other’s eyes over a candlelit meal.
Matt: We’re quite soppy but we’re not stereotypically romantic. I’ve never written you a love poem
Emma: Why not?
Matt: I’ve wrote songs about you…
GLAMOUR: That counts!
Emma: They did rhyme…
Matt: … about how hot she is. Emma doesn’t like flowers, which is hard because what do you get? Chocolate or tiramisu.
Emma: That’s all I want, really.
GLAMOUR: Why not flowers?
Emma: Because you have to look after them, otherwise they die. And I’ve got a lot to look after already! If the flowers can live in the garden by themselves and I don’t have to do anything, then that’s great. It’s a lovely gesture, but I just leave them die. And I don’t want to be the one to do that. So they’re much better off going to somebody else. I normally give them to my mum.
GLAMOUR: Is Matt a romantic or a cynic?
Emma: I think you’re a cynical romantic.
Matt: Nice! Like that.
Emma: You’re not stereotypically romantic but you’re very cute, but you’re definitely not a cynic.
Matt: No, I’m not a cynic.
Emma: You love love.
Matt: I love love.
Emma: You love seeing it happen.
Matt: I do.
Emma: You love feeling it!
Matt: I’ll cry my eyes out when people fall in love.
Emma: You are a romantic!
Matt: I am, but I don’t like an overly gestured romance.
Emma: Yeah we’re quite aligned on that. Don’t give me the ick.
Matt: When I proposed, she wouldn’t let me go down on one knee, she was too embarrassed. It felt too grown up.
Emma: I grabbed him by the neck. I was like ‘don’t you dare, get back up’.
Matt: I was like ‘aren’t I supposed to do this? It’s like a formal thing!
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