Earlier this week, Donald Trump announced during a virtual town hall with Fox News that he would “love to have the country opened up“ by Easter Sunday, which falls on April 12 this year. The notion of sending people back to work and normal life weeks if not months earlier than experts have recommended has horrified public health officials, but as the White House so elegantly put it on Monday, “We’re gonna have to make some difficult trade-offs,” i.e. some people are going to have to die so the economy can live. (This death-panel scenario obviously neglects to consider the fact that possibly hundreds of thousands of Americans dying will have an extremely negative impact on the economy.) And while Trump has long been known to make decisions based on data, facts, and logic, a new report reveals that, in a shocking turn of events, his April deadline was basically pulled out of the administration’s collective ass.
Per Bloomberg:
According to reporters, on March 15, Trump watched a livestream of a church service by evangelical pastor Jentezen Franklin, who bemoaned the fact that there were “just a bunch of empty seats.” The next day, First Lady Melania Trump announced that the White House Easter Egg Roll had been called off for the first time in over a century—a move that obviously upset the extremely pious Donald Trump, who apparently communicates with God through extramarital affairs, multimillion dollar scams, and defrauding charities. And, of course, almost immediately after he told people to stay home and take the virus seriously, the business community, which Trump cares more about pleasing than keeping Americans alive, started calling: