It’s been almost two years since Farrah Abraham was fired from Teen Mom 2.
Many of Farrah’s harshest critics had hoped that by this point, she would be working the drive-thru window at Wendy’s and regaling her teenage co-workers with tales of her former life as a wealthy TV personality.
Alas, Sophia’s mom somehow continues to afford an opulent lifestyle.
So how does Farrah continue to travel the world in style despite the fact that she’s never performed an honest day’s work?
Well, the short answer is “sex work.”
But if you want a much longer and more delusional answer, Ms. Abraham is more than happy to provide you with one:
1.
The Farrah System
Farrah Abraham enjoys a life of luxury. And she thinks you could do the same — if only you would stop acting like a broke loser and try to be more like her.
2.
The High Life
In recent months, Farrah and her 10-year-old daughter Sophia have attended red carpet events in Venice, New York, and several points in between.
3.
Full Disclosure
Granted, the New York event was a launch party for Jenelle Evans’ cosmetics line, but you get the point.
4.
Broke With Expensive Taste
And how does Ms. Abraham manage such a lifestyle when she hasn’t worked full-time since 2017?
5.
Still Grindin’
Well, for a while there, she had managed to score a second gig as an MTV reality star, appearing on the trash-tastic series Ex on the Beach.
6.
Cam Mom
And then there’s the online sex work, of course. Farrah hasn’t appeared in a proper adult film since the infamous Backdoor Teen Mom, but you can still pay to watch one of her live cam performances.