Absurd Action Game ‘Priest Simulator: Vampire Show’ Launches on Steam Today [Trailer]

If you’re in the mood for a little “what the…” gaming, then Asmodev and publisher Ultimate Games S.A. have something for you. Their “mockumental” action game Priest Simulator: Vampire Show is exiting Early Access on Steam today and launching in full. In addition to the launch, the paid DLC add-on for the game, Her Ghost, is also now available.

A little “South Park,” a little mockumentary, a little Postal, and a little No More Heroes, Priest Simulator: Vampire Show is a single-player first-person action game that combines various labels including shooter, hack’n’slash, mockumentary, simulator, racing, renovator, and sandbox. Going along with the mash-up of genres is a completely messed-up story that will introduce you to the fantastic world of modern Poland. The player takes on the role of the vampire Orlok, who becomes a priest in the village of San de Ville. The player then has to take care of his faithful and fight evil. The player’s duties also include performing exorcisms, renovating the church, and many other exciting activities.

“This is a unique and independent game with a large dose of uncompromising,” says COO of Ultimate Games S.A., Rafal Jelonek. “Priest Simulator: Vampire Show provides a crazy and bizarre adventure in grotesque-absurd realities. If one already compares this title to other games, the Postal series and games from Grasshopper Manufacture, including, for example, the No More Heroes series or Lollipop Chainsaw, come to mind.”

As part of Early Access, the game has been developing since October 2022. During that time – in addition to numerous improvements and bug fixes – the title was fully soundtracked, and the developers added a total of dozens of new cutscenes. The list of new features also includes, among others, races, story flashbacks, new quests, locations, and mechanics, as well as a new ending. The final version of Priest Simulator: Vampire Show offers a full soundtrack with English and Polish dubbing.