On January 20, 2021, Donald Trump became just the fourth president in U.S. history to skip his successor‘s inauguration, following in the footsteps of John Adams in 1801, John Quincy Adams in 1829, and Andrew Johnson in 1869. The move, while ridiculously petty, capped off four years of ridiculous pettiness from the then 74-year-old man-child, who simply refused to admit that he’d lost the election and that someone else was going to be president. Instead of sitting on the platform and watching Joe Biden be sworn in, Trump gave a sad little speech from Joint Base Andrews in which he told his followers to “have a good life,“ and then took his final ride on Air Force One, landing in Palm Beach just before 11 a.m.
At the time, we all mocked him for being an immature, overgrown brat who couldn‘t swallow his pride for an hour or so and let the spotlight be on someone else. In truth, it was undoubtedly for the best that Trump’s ego wouldn’t allow him to attend the proceedings, as who the hell knows what he would have gotten up to if he’d been there. Would he have ripped off his shirt to reveal a fresh tattoo reading, “Legitimate President”? Would he have grabbed the mic from Jennifer Lopez and told the crowd, “Excuse me, you can all go home because I won the election“? Would he have signaled for his most deranged supporters to breach the security lines and help him stage a coup? These all sound legitimately crazy, but legitimately crazy was what we were dealing with—it had just been two weeks prior that he sicced a violent mob on the Capitol to burn down democracy in his name.
Anyway, as it turns out, at least one person was extremely concerned about what kind of stunt Trump would have pulled if he was there and tried to preemptively have him removed from the guest list.
Per Politico:
Of course, McConnell would go on the next month to find Trump not guilty of inciting the attack on the Capitol, so don’t start hailing the minority leader as a folk icon just yet. Still, there is obviously no love lost between the two men, who have clearly decided to dissolve their little axis of evil after four years of tolerating one another in order to amass as much power as possible.
Trump’s outbursts over the infrastructure deal are, of course, the rantings of a bitter man who was never able to pass one of his own. “I think [Trump] is upset he didn’t get it done and is looking for reasons to attack Republicans and McConnell in particular,” a senior Republican aide told Politico. “If it was a truly political vote on something it would be one thing, but it’s a substantive piece of legislation that could be good for your district, and to punish someone would be so beyond the pale that it doesn’t make sense.”
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In other “Republicans escaping accountability for literally everything” news…
Kenosha judge continues to have Kyle Rittenhouse’s back
So that‘s nice for the kid.
The Trumps bid their Washington hotel adieu
It’s been purchased for a large chunk of change with the buyers, unsurprisingly, electing to strip the name and any association with the former first family from the building. Per Bloomberg:
Between 2016 and 2020, the hotel was the place where GOP lawmakers, corporate executives with business before the DOJ, reps of foreign governments, and anyone looking to kiss the ring knew their money would go far. “Why wouldn’t I stay at his hotel blocks from the White House, so I can tell the new president, ‘I love your new hotel!’ Isn’t it rude to come to his city and say, ‘I am staying at your competitor?’” an Asian diplomat told The Washington Post in 2016.
In February the Washingtonian reported that servers at the hotel’s restaurant were required to follow a strict seven-step protocol for serving Trump his Diet Coke; that the size of his dining companion’s steak had to be smaller than his; that mini glass bottles of Heinz ketchup were to be opened “in front of [him], taking care to ensure he could hear the seal make the ‘pop’ sound”; and that “a tray of junk food needed to be available for every Trump visit: Lay’s potato chips (specifically, sour cream and onion), Milky Way, Snickers, Nature Valley Granola Bars, Tic Tacs, gummy bears, Chips Ahoy, Oreos, Nutter Butters, Tootsie Rolls, chocolate-covered raisins, and Pop-Secret.”
Last month, the House Oversight Committee found that despite all the built-in business, the hotel lost over $73 million while Trump was in office.
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