Earlier this month, Donald Trump announced to a room full of Republican donors that his sexual kinks do not involve being peed upon. Why did he do this? Had someone in the audience raised their hand during a Q&A session and asked, “I was just wondering, do you enjoy having women pee on you?” According to a report from The Washington Post, the ex-president offered the information totally unprompted, which, it has to be said, is a very odd thing to do if you’re trying to assure people you don’t enjoy being treated like a toilet.
Perhaps, though, he was just trying to get ahead of the fact that on Sunday, the author of the infamous Russia dossier sat down for his first major interview, during which he told George Stephanopoulos that he does believe there is a tape out there of Trump, circa 2013, employing a gaggle of prostitutes to perform a golden shower show for him on a Moscow hotel room bed. Speaking to ABC News, former British intelligence agent Christopher Steele, the subject of a new documentary out today, said that despite the immense criticism the dossier has come under since it was leaked, he “stand[s] by the work we did, the sources that we had, and the professionalism which we applied to it.”
Per ABC News:
Asked if he thinks it hurts his credibility that he won‘t accept the FBI’s conclusion in the case of Cohen, Steele told Stephanopoulos: “I’m prepared to accept that not everything in the dossier is 100% accurate. I have yet to be convinced that that is one of them.” (In a statement, Cohen told ABC News, “I’m pleased to see that my old friend Christopher Steele, a/k/a Austin Powers, has crawled out of the pub long enough to make up a few more stories. I eagerly await his next secret dossier which proves the existence of Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster and that Elvis is still alive.”)
Trump, of course, has vehemently denied the existence of the tape in question, claiming last week that Melania Trump told him, “I don’t believe that one”—though, according to former FBI director James Comey, the 45th president was obsessed with having the bureau investigate its alleged existence and told Comey, “If there’s even a one percent chance my wife thinks that’s true, that’s terrible.”
Asked by Stephanopoulos why, if the tape really exists, it hasn’t been released, Steele responded: “I think the Russians felt they’d got pretty good value out of Donald Trump when he was president of the U.S.”
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