Americans have trouble agreeing on most things, but one matter that’s brought millions of people together of late is the shared fantasy of seeing Donald Trump actually suffer consequences for the first time in his life and live out his twilight years in prison, deprived of creature comforts like Diet Coke, bronzer, and a cell phone on which to call into Fox News—contraband Eric or Don Jr. would have to smuggle in on visiting day hidden in their ass cheeks. (And let’s be honest, they’d shove that flip phone up their orifices in a heartbeat, probably fighting over which one of them got to do with honors.) At this point, though, despite four (4!) separate criminal investigations into Trump senior, we don’t actually know if he will go to prison—but it‘s a prospect that just got more likely.
The Washington Post reports that the Manhattan district attorney’s office has assembled a grand jury that is expected to decide whether to indict Donald Trump, his company, or Trump Organization executives, a move experts say indicates that prosecutors believe they have evidence of a crime. The panel was recently convened and will hear evidence three days a week for six months. The development suggests District Attorney Cyrus Vance Jr.’s probe has “reached an advance stage” after more than two years. Per the Post:
Rebecca Roiphe, a former assistant district attorney, told the Post that the recent step by Vance‘s office to convene a long-term grand jury shows the investigation has gotten to the point where prosecutors will show the jury evidence and witnesses and potentially ask them to consider charges. According to Roiphe, it is unlikely that the district attorney would have taken that step without believing they have evidence to show someone committed a crime. “The prosecutors are convinced they have a case. That’s at least how I read it,” Roiphe said.
A spokesman for Trump and an attorney for the Trump Organization did not respond to the Post’s requests for comment. Earlier this month, James’s office said its investigation into Trump was now criminal in nature, and that they are also criminally investigating longtime Trump Organization CFO Allen Weisselberg, upping the chances he may flip and testify against the ex-president.
Marjorie Taylor Greene thanks Twitter user for calling Kevin McCarthy a “moron” and a “feckless c**t”
On Tuesday, multiple days after Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene insisted—and then doubled down on the claim—that mask mandates are equivalent to the treatment of Jewish people during the Holocaust, House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy put out a statement saying, “Marjorie is wrong, and her intentional decision to compare the horrors of the Holocaust with wearing masks is appalling.” Was the Georgia congresswoman chastened by the reprimand? Not exactly!
Of course, it’s difficult to feel sympathy for McCarthy, who seemingly decided some time ago that the future of the Republican Party lies with unhinged carnival barkers like Greene and Donald Trump, the former of whom he refused to strip of her committee assignments despite her promotion of QAnon, harassment of a school-shooting survivor, promotion of 9/11 conspiracy theories, and indicating support for leading Democrats to be executed, among other things. (Democrats did end up voting to boot Greene from her assignments, leaving her with plenty of time on her hands to equate mask mandates with gassing Jews and harass fellow lawmakers).
And speaking of the GOP mascot
She…seems to believe there are lot of statues of satan out there? Or something? Per the Hill:
Aside from everything else, let us please just take a moment to appreciate the idea of someone describing Hitler’s genocide against the Jews as something they “fully disagree with,” like they’re debating with their book club whether or not Carrie should’ve taken Big back at the end of the first Sex and the City movie.
Ted Cruz loves himself some Russian propaganda
That’s something he and his ex-president pal have in common. Per Insider:
Asked about Cruz’s sharing of a piece of Russian propaganda, a spokesman for Cruz said the controversy over a U.S. senator being duped by an adversarial foreign power was distracting from the supposedly more important issue of “wokeness” threatening the military. “Sen. Cruz shared a widely-circulated video that shows wokeness is undermining the seriousness and purpose of our military. But instead of discussing this very real problem, journalists are dusting off absurd Democrat talking points and claiming the real issue here is racism, Russian propaganda, or both. They’re so invested in this liberal narrative they will destroy innocent people’s lives to advance it,” said the spokesman.
Elsewhere!
Biden Meets With George Floyd’s Family as America Marks His Death (NYT)
Moderna’s COVID-19 vaccine appears safe and powerfully effective in teens (Politico)
COVID Long-Haulers Baffle Doctors With Symptoms Going On and On (Bloomberg)
Faulty redactions in court document show federal investigators seized more info in case against Rudy Giuliani than previously disclosed (CNN)
White House reviews “gaps” in cryptocurrency rules as bitcoin swings wildly (Washington Post)
Florida governor signs bill barring social media companies from blocking political candidates (Washington Post)
How Biden’s Justice Department is trying to root out racist policing (Politico)
Fast & Furious Star Apologizes for Calling Taiwan a Country (Bloomberg)
Las Vegas officials hold pop-up vaccine clinic at strip club (AP)
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