10. Where are all of these cats getting their tiny yet elaborately crafted cat-sized jewelry?
11. More specifically, is it from a Cats universe version of Adam Sandler in Uncut Gems?
12. Bustopher … Jones ??????
13. How big, exactly, are these cats so that a mouse is proportionately the size of a fly, and yet a bowl of potatoes is the size of a sedan, and a ring is big enough to fit as a bracelet?
14. The cats are definitely poly, right?
15. If there are “Wanted” posters for MacCavity (Idris Elba) plastered everywhere, does that imply that there’s a cat police force?
16. Did Idris Elba stipulate “my cat has to be hot” in his contract?
17. What kind of conditioner does Idris Elba’s hot cat, who is presumably a feral street criminal, use that it gives him such a lustrous coat?
18. Why are there so many human-sized cat-specific businesses?
19. Is there cat currency and, if so, how and where do the cats make their money?
20. Does Skimbleshanks the Railway Cat know that his skintight red jumpsuit shows his nipples?
21. How could anyone who isn’t familiar with the plot of the musical even remotely figure out what’s going on onscreen at any given time?
22. How could anyone who is familiar with the plot of the musical even remotely figure out what’s going on onscreen at any given time?
23. Wʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ʙᴜᴛᴛʜᴏʟᴇs?
24. Why do I want to see Cats again so badly?
25. Has anyone involved in making this movie ever interacted with, touched, or even seen a cat from either close up or very far away?
